Hi Alex,
well, if you're an idiot, you're one of many, because I certainly haven't got a clue

However, if you're up for a bit of soldering iron work, then you MUST try converting that player to non-oversampling! Let me know if that's your kind of thing & I'll dig out the details. It's really very simple (and very cheap - free, actually) to do.
Does the original mech actually work?